I am in the middle of a muddle in a muddy mind!

 There are:
mud-pie
mud-baths
mud-bricks
mud-flats
mud-guards
mud-packs
mud-fever
mud-skippers
mud-slingers
mud-banks
mud-larks
mud-worts
and
muddlers…
…all getting in a mood in the mud.

 Instead of*
we become Mahamoodies.

 Once we recognise Mahamudra-Dzogchen*
we recognise our true nature.

  (*same thing but different approaches: Mahamudra finds the view in the meditation, while Dzogchen find the meditation in the view. In Mahamudra one practises until the view is recognised, and in Dzogchen the view is pointed out and the meditation is sustaining that.)